Those Crazy Burger King Dweebs

July 30, 2004

General, Humor

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A while back Burger King came up with Subservient Chicken and now they’ve launched Angus Diet which is a hoot. In contrast to the chicken, Dr. Angus and the Angus Diet website are touted in TV commercials. I’ve sent a couple of Angus Interventions to people already, although at the moment it only seems to be a “coming soon” feature on the website. Probably means their server is swamped. Why am I mentioning these things? Just for funsies, in case anybody missed them.

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Stupid Hot Kansas July


I uploaded photos of the stupid hot July visits to Kansas by Stephen and Kathie and then Kimberly. Once everyone was gone, however, things cooled off around here. Yesterday was rain and 60’s. Today was like Colorado — low humidity and in the 70’s.

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Procrastinator’s Creed


I came upon this Procrastinator’s Creed somewhere on the internet. Seemed like a good beginning for the “Wisdom” category of articles.

The Procrastinator’s Creed:

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don’t succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator’s Society) if they ever get it organized.

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