{"id":107,"date":"2005-12-07T01:13:54","date_gmt":"2005-12-07T06:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/?p=107"},"modified":"2006-02-06T18:33:58","modified_gmt":"2006-02-06T23:33:58","slug":"cold-is-cold-but-this-is-cold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/cold-is-cold-but-this-is-cold\/","title":{"rendered":"Cold is Cold But This Is COLD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, this is COLD. Been snowing since the sun came up, still snowing, gonna be snowing in the morning, and it&#8217;s COLD COLD COLD. It&#8217;s at times like this a person takes a gander &#8217;round his environs, takes a sniff of the air (a very short sniff, otherwise it&#8217;s like when you chug a slurpee too fast and it feels like a heart attack, only behind your eyeballs), and says, &#8220;Thank god for natural gas.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, as they say, if you don&#8217;t like the weather in Kansas, just stick around a day. Or something like that. According to the weather persons on every channel, however, we&#8217;ll need to stick around a week. At least.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;ll still be here on the 18th! Woo-hoo! Nothing like treating guests to the Best of Kansas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, this is COLD. Been snowing since the sun came up, still snowing, gonna be snowing in the morning, and it&#8217;s COLD COLD COLD. It&#8217;s at times like this a person takes a gander &#8217;round his environs, takes a sniff of the air (a very short sniff, otherwise it&#8217;s like when you chug a slurpee [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","comment-closed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}