{"id":115,"date":"2006-04-02T16:27:43","date_gmt":"2006-04-02T21:27:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/?p=115"},"modified":"2006-06-23T12:14:44","modified_gmt":"2006-06-23T17:14:44","slug":"or-theres-one-born-every-minute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/or-theres-one-born-every-minute\/","title":{"rendered":"The Marvels of Technology"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get the <a title=\"Slashdot - News for Nerds\" href=\"http:\/\/slashdot.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">Slashdot<\/a> &#8220;<em>News for Nerds &#8211; Stuff that Matters<\/em>&#8221; Newsletter for exposure to the geek\/nerd universe and what they&#8217;re talking about. This enables me to pretend I&#8217;m pretty much up to speed with the cutting edge of technology. Also, geeks love to pull the wool over the eyes of technophobes and <a title=\"Wikipedia definition of Luddites\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Luddite\" target=\"_blank\">Luddites<\/a>, and I enjoy being able to keep a straight face and cast a knowing glance when contemporaries are taken in by a geek. Today, though, I was stumped. The newsletter contained a report about <a title=\"ThinkGeek.com: Wireless Extension Cord\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/stuff\/41\/wec.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">Wireless Electric Cords<\/a> (WEC&#8217;s). A couple of things might be clues that it&#8217;s a put-on, but I have a whole lot of stuff to do today other than search for the answer. So, I consulted the ultimate purveyor of cutting edge technological gadgetry, <a title=\"Brookstone Online\" href=\"http:\/\/www.brookstone.com\/\">Brookstone<\/a>, and they don&#8217;t sell wireless extension cords, which pretty much proves there&#8217;s no such thing. I also consulted the ultimate source of electrical knowledge, and Stephen confirms it&#8217;s a joke, pointing out that clicking on the &#8220;add to cart&#8221; button resolves the question. Pretty good joke, though, especially with Slashdot promoting it.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of technology, this is pretty good: <a title=\"Strongbad on Technology\" href=\"http:\/\/www.homestarrunner.com\/sbemail143.html\" target=\"_blank\">Strongbad on Technology<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get the Slashdot &#8220;News for Nerds &#8211; Stuff that Matters&#8221; Newsletter for exposure to the geek\/nerd universe and what they&#8217;re talking about. This enables me to pretend I&#8217;m pretty much up to speed with the cutting edge of technology. Also, geeks love to pull the wool over the eyes of technophobes and Luddites, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","comment-closed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}