{"id":15,"date":"2004-04-01T16:00:54","date_gmt":"2004-04-01T22:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chappells.biz\/blog\/?p=15"},"modified":"2004-11-30T12:37:45","modified_gmt":"2004-11-30T17:37:45","slug":"lottery-winners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/lottery-winners\/","title":{"rendered":"Lottery Winners!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeeeeee-haw! We just hit the Kansas lottery for $600,000.00! So what if it wasn&#8217;t the grand prize of $3.5 million, we&#8217;ll take it! First thing is that Becky can quit work. Second thing is, maybe I will, too. Or not. Heck, I don&#8217;t know. I&#8217;m too excited to think straight. Maybe take that trip to England and check on the relatives over there.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>April Fool<\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p>Too bad, eh?<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a link to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urgo.org\/aprilfools.html\">websites that pulled April Fool Jokes<\/a>. Unfortunately, the actual jokes aren&#8217;t necessarily still there. There&#8217;s another <a href=\"http:\/\/www.waxy.org\/archive\/2004\/04\/01\/internet.shtml\">list here<\/a> that might be better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeeeeee-haw! We just hit the Kansas lottery for $600,000.00! So what if it wasn&#8217;t the grand prize of $3.5 million, we&#8217;ll take it! First thing is that Becky can quit work. Second thing is, maybe I will, too. Or not. Heck, I don&#8217;t know. I&#8217;m too excited to think straight. Maybe take that trip to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","comment-closed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}