{"id":173,"date":"2007-09-02T21:56:38","date_gmt":"2007-09-03T03:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/?p=173"},"modified":"2007-11-02T21:50:30","modified_gmt":"2007-11-03T03:50:30","slug":"furry-beast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/furry-beast\/","title":{"rendered":"Furry Beast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was, as usual, sitting on my recliner with the laptop when Becky went out to toss a trash bag in a trash can. I had been playing around with Vim, a text editor for those programmer types who love Vi and Emacs and Pine, that sort of thing. You can write all sorts of plug-ins and scripts and things to make it uber-powerful. I was trying to figure out how to make it run Tidy (HTML checker) and capture the output, when Becky came back in breathing hard. &#8220;There&#8217;s a furry beast in the trash can!&#8221; she exclaimed. &#8220;With a pointy nose! And it&#8217;s alive!&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/possum_200x150.jpg\" alt=\"Poor Li'l Possum\" style=\"width: 200px; height: 150px\" title=\"Poor Li'l Possum\" align=\"right\" border=\"2\" height=\"150\" hspace=\"2\" vspace=\"2\" width=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Probably a &#8216;possum,&#8221; I opined, and went out to have a look. Sure enough, a small &#8216;possum, only &#8217;bout a foot long, including tail, looked up at me, weakly. I snapped a couple pictures and went inside to call humane society. Should I just dump it out? Or should I take it to the wilderness somewhere? They recommended just dumping it out.<\/p>\n<p>So out I went and tipped the trash can on its side. The little feller wasn&#8217;t too excited about coming out. I figured he\/she was taking it easy, being a nocturnal creature and it was noon under a hot Kansas sun. So I went in and got it some water. It wasn&#8217;t too excited about that either. But it managed to drag itself out, and I noticed it was having a hard time just trying to stand up.<\/p>\n<p>About this time it occurred to me it was going to die and, sure enough, a couple minutes later it did.<\/p>\n<p>I reckon it must&#8217;ve climbed the chain link fence sometime and fell in, or else some unknown slob put it there. Might have been there a couple days; I think today was the first day we took any trash out since Thursday when the trash truck came by.<\/p>\n<p>Later, I lost my remote control airplane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was, as usual, sitting on my recliner with the laptop when Becky went out to toss a trash bag in a trash can. I had been playing around with Vim, a text editor for those programmer types who love Vi and Emacs and Pine, that sort of thing. You can write all sorts of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","comment-closed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chappells.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}