Okay, this is COLD. Been snowing since the sun came up, still snowing, gonna be snowing in the morning, and it’s COLD COLD COLD. It’s at times like this a person takes a gander ’round his environs, takes a sniff of the air (a very short sniff, otherwise it’s like when you chug a slurpee too fast and it feels like a heart attack, only behind your eyeballs), and says, “Thank god for natural gas.”
Well, as they say, if you don’t like the weather in Kansas, just stick around a day. Or something like that. According to the weather persons on every channel, however, we’ll need to stick around a week. At least.
Maybe it’ll still be here on the 18th! Woo-hoo! Nothing like treating guests to the Best of Kansas!
Cold is Cold But This Is COLD
December 7, 2005
General
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John
Okay, this is COLD. Been snowing since the sun came up, still snowing, gonna be snowing in the morning, and it’s COLD COLD COLD. It’s at times like this a person takes a gander ’round his environs, takes a sniff of the air (a very short sniff, otherwise it’s like when you chug a slurpee too fast and it feels like a heart attack, only behind your eyeballs), and says, “Thank god for natural gas.”
Well, as they say, if you don’t like the weather in Kansas, just stick around a day. Or something like that. According to the weather persons on every channel, however, we’ll need to stick around a week. At least.
Maybe it’ll still be here on the 18th! Woo-hoo! Nothing like treating guests to the Best of Kansas!