Category: Humor


Cone Beef In Cribbage

March 17, 2007

General, Humor, Language

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Sat in dis ‘ere e-z-chair all day wid da laptop in da lap doin’ varies www thangs whilst watchin’ baskitbull, cajunly takin’ a brake fer yurnary reeleaf an’ din ‘roun’ seben thutty dis eebnin Becky sez “It’s reddy!” so’s ah ups ‘n’ heds fer da kitchin and seez dis crackpot o’ stuff on da stobe ‘n’ takes da lid off ‘n’ Lordy! It’s cone beef in cribbage!!! Ah duzn’t know an’ hazn’t got no idee how da hole day goes by-n-by ‘n’ ah don’t smells it, but dats zackly what happen an’ it ain’t no lye! But, sho wuz good, an’ datz sayn a mouf full! Dat cone beef in cribbage. Mmm-mm!

Um, is dat be plitikly inkrekt? :nono: Twarn’t tensional, but ef’n so den, so solly! :conicalhat:

Just Out Of Curiosity


Usually the first thing when I wake up (or try to wake up) is I check the clock to see what time it is. This morning, though, I didn’t bother.

Often, while I eat breakfast, I watch the TV to see what the weather is going to be, and if there is any news of note. This morning, though, I didn’t bother.

Generally, when I get to the office, I head for the message machine to see who wanted to talk to me before I got there, and whether it was anything important. This morning, though, I didn’t bother.

As a rule, after I’ve checked messages, I hit a few keys on the computer to call up the email program so I can find out if there are any new email messages I should be concerned about. Today, though, I didn’t bother.

Usually, when I realize I’m behaving a bit oddly, I wonder why. Today, though, I didn’t think twice about it.

Just out of curiosity, is all.

Wedding Off, Sagacious Spam

February 19, 2005

General, Humor, Language, Wisdom

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What chagrin when my browser couldn’t find the Steve and Kathie Wedding Website this evening! Checked the webhost server and the steveandkathie subdomain was simply gone. I could tell you about the live chat support dialogue and the help desk tickets, but the short of it is I added it back and it seems okay now. No explanation for the disappearance. Schitt hat pins, aye wreckin’.

Today’s spam attack included one which, incredibly, I was tempted to forward to family and friends! Instead, I’m posting it here, except for the two links for viagra and cialis. As you know, one of the techniques spammers use to get past spam filters is to add some “legit” sentences. This one had a collection almost good enough to make up for the spam; to-wit:

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. When you’re in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough. I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. Read More »



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